Nothing tops the quotes from a few weeks ago, but here's what I heard this week...
E: I can't say a prayer with all this louding stuff.
Me: Is your birthday in June?
L: No, my birthday's in Texas.
E: I cut my paper out, but my dad don't let me to. (What?!!!)
Me: Chairs stay on the floor! (Said at least 12 times.)
A: Sometimes when the sun rides up we go to the lake. (He was so incredibly reverent and well behaved this Sunday, I hardly have anything to write from him.)
Me: Keep your Book of Mormon to yourself. (A phrase I've never thought I would say.)
E: I tell Heavenly Father thank you for puppies named Fluffy.
L (in tears): I cut her hair a little bit.
Me: (I freak out...I was helping A. and momentarily not paying attention to L. and E. Much to my relief, he had cut the hair of the girl on the picture we were cutting out. Phewww! E. has the cutest little girl hair cut I've ever seen. I would have hated to be the supervising adult if that had happened.)
E: Because Jesus Christ. (That was her answer to every question yesterday...Why do we say prayers? Why do we close our eyes? Why do we bow our heads? What can we tell Heavenly Father we're thankful for? What can He help us with? How do you know these kids are praying? What do we do when someone is saying a prayer? Why do we say Amen? Etc. Same answer to every question.)
L: I'm inviting you to my birthday at the water park.
Me: (Yes! I've won him over...I'm on the invite list.)
I didn't have any quotes from last week. They were so out of control naughty I couldn't take two seconds to write anything down.