Parker: I see Chief's tenders. (A lovely term introduced to my crazies courtesy of Kung Fu Panda...we can't eat chicken tenders around here without a few giggles.)
Me: Chief doesn't have any tenders.
Parker: Why not?
Me: They were cut off when he was a puppy.
Me: To make sure he never has any puppies of his own.
Park: Puppies come from tenders?
Giggles all around.