I almost forgot...
A couple weekends ago, we decided to spend Friday evening at one of those summer family concerts in the park...not knowing at all what no-name local performer would be entertaining us that evening.
As luck would have it, it was a mediocre Elvis impersonator. What a riot! He had the clothes and hair down, though he was older and overweight. And he was not bad on vocals, but he faked the guitar. He held one, pretending to strum, while pre-recorded music played.
We had a great time nonetheless.